According to Reuters, actress/singer/model Jennifer Lopez filed a lawsuit last week against imprisoned rap mogul Marion "Suge" Knight, CEO of Death Row Records, to stop him from marketing a videotape over the Internet. A simple videotape? "Love Don't Cost A Thing" type of style? No, homies, not at all! The video (reportedly) shows J.Lo having sex with a former boyfriend!!! However, the Los Angeles Superior Court lawsuit was dropped on Friday after Knight's lawyers said no such tape existed. "My client does not possess a so-called 'sex tape' involving Ms. Lopez and an ex-boyfriend, as was recently reported in the tabloid Star Magazine," Knight's lawyer Jeffrey Lowy said in a letter to Lopez.

Fuck it, surf for it, guys!