Merry New Year's go out to all of my Show Show family. I hope you all enjoyed your holidays and are ready for the big weekend.

I'm sure many of you, without even knowing, have started on the wrong foot for 2008 by making unrealistic New Year's Resolutions that you have absolutely no chance of accomplishing. Thats just a sign of self hatred! You must always put yourself in a position to succeed.

And thus, in this edition of The Show Show, we're going to show you how to ever so slightly alter your resolutions so you may actually get a chance to getting them done this year.

I give back because I care.