All right folks it’s Jonny Boy back to do what I do best. What’s that you ask? Speak. I speak the truth, well most of the time unless it’s a rumor but that ain’t my fault. Enough of the nonsense. Let’s move on to the festivus for the rest of us. I know you all hear about the alleged fight that went down in a Louis Vuitton store in New York City involving Jim Jones, Ne-Yo, and Jay-Z main homey Ty-Ty. Pause for a second. How the hell do motherfuckers who have money get into a fight at a fucking LV store? I would be nothing but smiles in that bitch. Resume. Anyway, nobody really knows what went down but it’s said to involve those people.

Supposedly Ty-Ty’s brother who manages Ne-Yo really caught the beats but Ne-Yo got out in the nick of time. You can’t be mad at Ne-Yo. He’s an R&B singer and never claimed to be hard. Jim Jones has allegedly been invited down to the precinct by the boys in blue to discuss his involvement in this matter. After that I’m clueless like Stacey Dash, get it? I’m sure we’ll see what happens shortly with this whole fiasco. Catching a case is pretty shitty was to start a new year so let’s hope all ends well.

Moving on, I’m sick of everybody talking about 50 Cent’s financial troubles mainly because he doesn’t have any. The root of all these rumors is the fact that he lowered the sale price of his mansion from 18.5 mil to 14.5 mil. Wow, times must really be rough for Curtis. C’mon people stop acting like morons. 14.5 is stupid money and just to let everybody know he bought this mansion from Tyson for like 4 or 5 mil so he’s even making a hefty ass profit. All the haters fall back. If 50 decided to give you one hundredth of his money you wouldn’t have to work ever again so let’s not discuss financials that some of us can’t even comprehend.

On to more important issues. Let’s talk about the Biggie movie. I feel it’s necessary since I’m hearing some very good things. First things first I heard it’s scary how Gravy kills the role of Biggie. I heard he’s spot on with everything from his mannerisms to the rapping. You gotta give it up to Gravy. He’s doing big things for a guy who just a few short years ago was famous for getting shot in the ass two seconds after it happened on the Sopranos. I don’t think this is gonna do much for his rap career as everybody is always going to make that Biggie connection but I’m sure some more acting roles will pop up. Good for Gravy.

I’m also officially in love, yes I said in love with Antonique Smith who plays Faith Evans. She is too beautiful for words and listen up Ms. Smith, if you ever wanna holla I will put a ring on it with the quickness, Beyonce style. The only difference is I’ll have to cop from Zales and you’ll be lucky if it hits five figures. I also heard Lil Kim is very upset with her portrayal in the movie and she recently said she is going to expose Ms. Wallace. I know some people gasped when they heard she said that but hey Kim was close to Biggie and you never know what she has on even Ms. Wallace.

Getting hyped up for this movie is making me think of some other hip-hop legend movies I would like to see. I’d like to see movies about Jay, Nas, Dr. Dre (although there’s a better chance of hell freezing over), and Puff. All of those would make for some damn interesting flicks so if any of you filmmakers need ya boy to write the script don’t hesitate to hit me up. You know I’m niccceeeeeeee. Let me take a page out of Khaled’s book. I’m the besssssssssssssssttttttttttttt Whooooooooooooooooooooooooo? Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. I’m the bestttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt. Now if only Young Jeezy and Lil Wayne could spit a verse after I said that I wouldn’t look so stupid. Anyway it’s about that time for Jonny Boy to hit the old dusty trail. By the way I’d like to wish everybody a happy and healthy new year. It’s 2009 people. Look out for yourself and take care of each other. I’m out ‘till I’m back.