I have a very important announcement...we are having a auditions next week...for thugs, or goons, or hooligans in the metro Chicago area...because I have just about had enough of Yung Berg getting robbed or smacked and not having high quality goons of his own in times of need. This is just absurd! Isn't it obvious that the little guy needs some protection from himself. And I could have sworn that his normal hooligans told us this wouldn't happen again...and yet...it happened again! I dont blame Yung Berg and I dont blame Maino...I blame you!!!

Another annoucement of great importance...for hence forth and forever more...there will never be another remake of "Swagger Like Us." We all get it, it was a novel idea at the time and you wish you would have some up with the idea. But you didnt! And that's ok. Because you can still come up with your own. Its called originialty...its called creativty...its called talent! Why dont you try it sometime.

And also this week we'll touch on help Ashanti and Trina get there fashion styles out to the m asses, Kimbo goes down hella haard, the Juice is no longer loose, and why I'll need to buy a Wii next year! This week...on SixShot TV!