Vern Troyer...you are my person of the week...my little person of the week! Did you guys know that our own "Mini Me" has sex tapes floating around the net of him and some fully grown young fluesy! God bless you little guy. I heard that you were a little hurt by this invasion of privacy....but you should be proud.that a fully grown woman was interested in tallying your wanking.

Most of the people that are laughing at the tape...they've never been with women as hot as you have...so don't even worry about it! Enjoy the moment!

I would like to start this week off by sending out my thanks and appreciation to the Jay-Z's, Snoop's, LL Cool J's, 50 Cent's, every rapper who at one point in their career has been at the top of the mountain of the food chain in Hip Hop. Thank you for never dropping so got damn far that you ended up buying "30 of powder & 15 of weed" from an undercover officer like DMX! We dont say that enough. Its tough on top! The pressure! It can get to you! And maybe its just me...i've never done or sold coke...but is $30 a good amount to buy at one time? Seems like you'd want more...but what do I know....

Also we'll get into why Jeezy may have given me the gift of Keyshia Cole, Mos Def's ex wife lets me down a little, missing Lauryn Hill, T.I, Day 26 , and our health report. Please...everyone...go and get your privates checked!!!